{"id":13485,"date":"2006-12-24T19:04:05","date_gmt":"2006-12-24T19:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/ef\/?p=13485"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emu-france.com\/?p=13485","title":{"rendered":"[Pouet] Noyeux Joel !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Toute l&rsquo;\u00e9quipe <strong>d&#8217;emu-france.com<\/strong> (<em>Michel, Ren\u00e9, Jean-G\u00e9rard, Robert et Patrick<\/em>) vous souhaite de passer un joyeux noel. N&rsquo;abusez pas des bonnes choses et revenez demain pour une grosse surprise ! (nan c&rsquo;est pas vrai c&rsquo;est juste pour faire p\u00e9ter les statistiques de visites le 25\/12).<\/p>\n<p><em>Message cod\u00e9 : Pires est dans la cuisine (!)<br \/>\n(ou \u00ab\u00a0j\u00e9sus est dans la cr\u00e8che)<br \/>\n(ou \u00ab\u00a0Pauline viens chez moi, j&rsquo;ai un gros chat\u00a0\u00bb)<\/p>\n<p>Message pas du tout cod\u00e9 : Mais non je ne suis pas mort !!<br \/>\n(ben \u00e7a je le sais Eric&#8230;si t&rsquo;\u00e9tais mort t&rsquo;inviterais pas ma soeur)<\/p>\n<p>Message pas du tout cod\u00e9 : je t&rsquo;avais dit de foutre un i-mac sur la plage arri\u00e8re de ta voiture!!<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fb-share-button  \" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.emu-france.com\/?p=13485\" data-type=\"button_count\" data-size=\"small\"><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toute l&rsquo;\u00e9quipe d&#8217;emu-france.com (Michel, Ren\u00e9, Jean-G\u00e9rard, Robert et Patrick) vous souhaite de passer un joyeux noel. N&rsquo;abusez pas des bonnes choses et revenez demain pour une grosse surprise ! (nan c&rsquo;est pas vrai c&rsquo;est juste pour faire p\u00e9ter les statistiques &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-Eric_Aw"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sKi2R-","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emu-france.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emu-france.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emu-france.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emu-france.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emu-france.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.emu-france.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emu-france.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emu-france.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emu-france.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}